They don’t teach the bible in public school
Me: Chad, I like your T-shirt – Noah’s arc sinking and all the animals in lifeboats. Cute.
Chad: Thanks. Did you notice the unicorn drowning in the middle?
Me: Oh shit, you’re right. So sad – no unicorns for the new world.
Cate: Uh, the new world?
Me: Yeah, ‘cause Noah was sailing to explore the new world – oh... no, wait…. that’s not right.
Cate: Yes Audrey, the Pinta, the Santa Maria and Noah’s Arc.
posted by Audacious @ 7:03 AM
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don't forget about the pilgrims and the belts around their hats!
Dear Audry,
I loved your latte-Heath Ledger story. I'm sure if you went to PEET's coffee here on the Westcoast they would of loved to give you a latte for free. I'm so happy I have a PEET's a couple blocks away from my house in LA. As for spotting a movie star in my HOOD, it's been awile. But did you that Heath is a real life Brokback Mountain Man?
I'm at your home visiting Steve,Jane, Grumpy Tyler and waiting for Kattie to come home. It sounds like your doing great.
Uncle Peter
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