FREE

Note to self: stop Craiglisting drunk.

I came home last night, got on the FREE section of Craigslist.org, Brooklyn and started emailing everyone, offering to take their furniture. I mean, yes, I have a big empty house to move into on Saturday. But do I really need a “FREE Hamilton Beach Juice Extracter”?

I don’t even know what that is. But apparently I’m scheduled to pick it up on Saturday.