RED Neck WHITE Trash BLUE Collar

In honor of the gun-toting, god-fearing, country-loving Americans throughout the flyover states, I am happy to declare our RED Neck WHITE Trash BLUE Collar party a success. This was the Brooklyn style 4th of July party that we threw to commemorate the birth of our nation with our ironically patriotic outfits and lots of cheap domestic beer.



No one got quite as into the theme as the hostesses, but everyone was thrilled to eat the trashy snacks we provided such as:

Cheese Puffs


Tater Tots


And Easy Cheese


And as America Week draws to an end, the war wages on in Iraq and our national debt grows deeper, I give you one question to ponder: why is all trashy American food florescent orange?

I blame Bush.