You know you’re having a slow day at work when…

10. You decide to clean out your email inbox.

9. You spend three hours concocting something clever to say to the cute boy across the office.

8. Then you spend 20 minutes in the bathroom, making yourself look good.

7. Then you walk past his office three separate times waiting for him to get off the phone.

6. You finally just give up.

5. You look at online menus to decide what you’re going to order at the restaurant after work (Herbed Goat Cheese Salad). For the next four days (Grilled Salmon, Warm Spinach Salad, Chef’s Sashimi Plate).

4. You take a two-hour lunch break.

3. Twice in one day.

2. You tell other freelancers your life story, starting at age 1.

1. You spend an hour looking at infinitecat.com