No humor on the subway

Random Girl On Subway: [looking up from book] Are you wearing perfume?

Me: No.

R.G.O.S.: Oh, something smells really good.

Me: It could be me.

R.G.O.S.: (blink)

Me: Maybe I just have a lovely natural scent.

R.G.O.S.: (blink, blink) [returns to reading book]