The perfect home

I want a charming Victorian with bay windows and period detail. A working fireplace and a marble mantle. Sconces are nice. A big bedroom with lots of light. A kitchen with turn-of-the-century charm and modern appliances. A breakfast nook. Washer and dryer.

All within walking distance of cafes, restaurants, bars, a grocery store and public transportation.

For under $1200/month.

Is that so much to ask? Oh, I’d also like it in San Francisco.