The land without seasons

TGI fuckin’ F. Heading to LA tonight, the land that San Franciscans love to hate. But, having lived there, I know that behind the pedicures and the boob jobs, past the peroxided hair and the headshots, there’s actually a very cool city, a number of good friends and most importantly, weather highs in the 70’s. Southern Cali beaches, here I come. Is it being too presumptuous to bring my bikini?