He got me.

This morning, I snoozed my alarm five times before finally climbing out of bed. I was half asleep as I stumbled to the bathroom in my PJs and was not expecting Brian to start the following conversation:

“Hey, do you smell that?”

“What? Coffee?”

“No… It smells like Updog in here.”

“Huh? What’s Updog?”

“Not much dog, whazzup with you?”

“Too early, Brian. Too early.”