Celebreality

I just discovered a new show on VH1. It's not actually new to the world, as it's in its third season. But it's new to me, as I don't usually watch much TV aside from 30 Rock, Madmen, and Glee (I LOVE Glee). This "new" show is called Celebrity Rehab and features real sports stars, rock stars, actresses, famous Hollywood madames, etc. trying to get themselves off whatever substance they've been abusing and get their lives back on track. These people have reached the bottoms of their personal barrels. They are wrecked both mentally and physically. It's a sorry, sorry state for a human to be in. And it is FASCINATING to watch. I can't get enough of it. When it's not on TV (which is always), I watch the bonus clips online. I think I need Celebrity Rehab rehab.

But I came up with a new idea for a show. What if it was about famous people trying to get over their habit of watching Celebrity Rehab. It could be called: "Celebrity Celebrity Rehab Rehab."