A day in the Hamptons

After a day in at the beach in Southampton, I’ve made an important decision – when I have a family, we’re going to summer in the Hamptons. Nay, we will not “vacation” there (people in the Hamptons don’t say that), we shall summer there.

We shall lay in the sun all day. Play in the waves. Eat mussels for dinner and then gelato for dessert as we stroll around the cute little town. Yes, a fabulous way to spend the summer or, if you’re a poor Brooklynite like me, the day, followed by a two-hour train ride home.