The love of a 14-year-old

“Hello?”

“Hi Tyler, I’m out on Jamaal’s porch to pick you up.”

“Okay, I’ll be out in a sec. I’ll meet you in the car.”

“But I’m already on the porch.”

“Yes. And I’ll meet you IN THE CAR.”

"Do I embarrass you that much?”

“See you in the car.”

And I’m supposed to be the cool, older sister. Can’t wait till I have my own kids.