So LONG. Goodbyes can be so HARD.

Alas, I’m sorry to report that today is my last day at the boner job.

I blame no one but myself. When they offered me a fulltime position, my response was essentially, “No one can tame the wild spirit that is Audrey the ‘free bird’ Freelancer.” Perhaps it’s true that no one can tame it, but they can run out of work for it and ask it to please leave the office.

It is with great regret that I leave this company. I’d like to throw one last headline out there that’s been swimming around in my head and yet I never got a chance to use.

SWELL. Viagra.