Times. They change.

ME: My old friend from Scotland is putting up all these horrible pics of me up on Facebook.

JOLANKA: Oooh. I want to see…

Are you wearing a sheer top in the first one?!?!?

ME: Um, I think so.

In my defense, this was 6 years ago. I was 24.

JOLANKA: Yes, in my defense, I've never worn a sheer top over a bra (on purpose). Ever.

ME: I was also up on stage for some sort of nice ass contest.

So, yeah. Um, not sure what that proves... that my classlessness extended beyond my choice of attire.

JOLANKA: Wow.

And now we are thirty.