Refer to me as...

I just discovered an awesome feature on my online bank account. There’s a link called “Refer to me as” in which you can change how the site greets you. This feature has proved to provide hours of fun.

First I started out tame:


Then decided to see how dirty they'd let me go (pretty far):


And then I left it with something sweet and simple. So now every time I log into my Vanguard account, it greets me with: