Is that a knife in your pocket or...

Cate made the mistake of sending me a news article about a man who was stabbed on the subway. Just stabbed, unprovoked, in the middle of the afternoon. Why would she send me that?? It's only gonna freak me out.

So now, when I get on the subway, I'm always careful to sit next to the PLLSM (Person Least Likely to Stab Me). I've mostly been choosing the elderly and women with small children. It's been working pretty good so far; I have yet to be stabbed.