Nice Key-Cards.

Working in corporate America as I do, things can get dull. All procedures are very buttoned up and official. Employees have to carry around a key-card that you swipe over a reader to get in the front door of the building, go up the elevator and get into the office.

But I've found a new trick to make the day more fun. I store the key-card in my bra. It's handy if I don't have pockets, plus, I can just wave my breasts in front of the reader for entry. I get some strange looks from the other people on the elevator. But I think they're just jealous that they don't have magic boobs like me.