A day for revolutionaries everywhere

I'm a regular text messager, and I often use T9word to save time. For those of you that don't text (my over-50-something readers) T9 stands for “Text on 9 keys” and it’s software that comes preloaded on many cell phones to make texting faster by automatically entering words. But the words it thinks you are trying to say are often comical, getting whole sentences entirely wrong.

Like when I tried to write "Valentines" today, it ended up with this:



I accidentally sent “Happy Takeover Day” to multiple people. I like that, Takeover Day. Forget this whole Valentines’ thing. Happy Takeover Day indeed!