Girltalk

At a party on Sunday, I found myself chatting with a circle of eight women. The party was being thrown by three cute guys, so I guess I should not have been surprised that 90% of the guests were attractive ladies. It turns out that these eight were two groups of female roommates, and I found myself privy to the following conversation…

“So you gals all live together?”
“Yep, four female roommates. We call our apartment ‘The Womb.’”
“That is so funny, we also have four girls. We call our place ‘Vulva-net.’”
Pause.
“So are you guys all single as well?”
“Yep, yep.”
“Us too.”

Even though Brian and his drunken friends woke me up Saturday night at 3am by wrestling in the living room, I'm glad that I live with a dude.