Your guide to a healthier __________

“We can’t say ‘digestive system’ on the cover, it’s too broad”

“Hmm, how about ‘bowels’?”

“On the cover? Who’s gonna read a brochure that says ‘bowels’ on the cover?”

“And we can’t say ‘crap factory,’ right?”

“Audrey, we already went over this.”

“Ha ha. ‘Crap factory.’”

“Okay, laugh. Get it out of your system.”

“Which system would that be? My digestive system?”

Silence.

“Or my bowels?”

Silence.

“Are you sure we can’t say ‘crap factory’?”

“You had coffee for lunch, didn’t you?”

“Yes.”