Let’s hear it for the soy

Ever since my somewhat failed Master Cleanse (failed in that I only did it for five days) I have been attempting to watch what I eat. Of course, when I’m sitting in an office and someone offers me a cookie, this careful attention flies out my 16th story window. However, when I do have control over the situation, i.e. when the food’s not free, I have actually been eating vegan.

Okay, so I’ve delved into an egg or two, and perhaps a bit of cheese. So, maybe “vegan” is not the right word.

BUT I have yet to eat meat AND I’ve switched from regular milk to soymilk. And in doing so, I’ve made an important discovery. I like soymilk better.

Especially the vanilla flavor. It’s perfect in cereal. And the soy latte from Starbucks – superb. Next, I’ve decided to limit my diet to nothing but the most natural beverage in the world – breast milk. Brons? Jules? Wanna help me out here?